seek happy nights to happy days

i love all of this

literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

Don’t you dare
Shrink yourself
For someone else’s comfort -
Do not become small
For people who refuse to grow.
m.v., Advice to my future daughter, #2

ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

10knotes:

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thechamberofsecrets:

it’s so weird that harry potter took place in the ’90s

space jam was being filmed while voldemort was taking over the wizarding world