My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
you need less jesus
For someone else’s comfort -
Do not become small
For people who refuse to grow.
|—||m.v., Advice to my future daughter, #2|
there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me
it’s called the throne
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it’s so weird that harry potter took place in the ’90s
space jam was being filmed while voldemort was taking over the wizarding world